Full Throttle

After spending all day either staring at a computer screen with a blank look on my face, trying to conquer the difficult level of four suits in spider solitaire, or finding anything to eat that won't make me gain weight in one day (considering that I knew I'd end up eating all day), I decided to give up at 5 of 12 pages of an essay that's due on wednesday (of course I only started it yesterday). What I decided to do after that is a no-brainer....literally....I watched Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. From all the movies I can remember watching (which may not be too many since my memory sucks...it's from all of that reading and memorizing nonsense in school) this has to be the most sexually objectifying film in regard to its portrayal of the female lead roles....so, guys, you'd absolutely love it!

Cameron Diaz walks into a bar full of men, dressed in a little white skirt, high boots, blonde locks in low pig tails, and a giggling voice 3 times higher than her own, only to then straddle and ride a bull while all the men watch and cheer. Hmmm....Cameron Diaz in a child-like get up, riding and straddling, and an object of desire for a bunch of horny men......pornographic much?...and even more gross, symbolically a child pornographic scenario!?!

Of course one of the most significant aspects of this movie was the reappearance of a 40-something year old Demi Moore with a 20-something year old "rock hard" body. Her little hiatus from acting seems to be part of a miraculous process....how many people can actually keep growing older by age, yet physically keep looking younger. Soon she'll be about 70 years old, with a 12 year old's body, but with breasts the size of Anna Nicole Smith's (compare her figure in Ghost to today....something's been-a growing!!). It's also nice to see that she can work with her ex, Bruce Willis. For those of you who didn't realize he was in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle , take a closer look at the screen when Charlie is telling the "Angels" about the two guys who possessed the halo rings. Yes that is Bruce Willis with a blonde quaf...it's good to know that Mr. Die Hard's career is still thriving!

Well, Full Throttle was just that....a full throttle of sex and unrealistic fighting scenes (cuz if wearing a cape is all you need to fly when you jump off a building, then throw one on my shoulders and call me Superwoman)....but mainly sex. So watch it if:
1. you're a guy
2. you're looking for a way to completely relax your brain...ie. not have to think.
3. you're deprived and have no access to a real martial arts flick
or
4. you want to see how much i'm exaggerating.....trust me...i'm not!