Let it go...

Dieting????? Why oh why oh why oh why do soooo many of us resort to, try, or believe we need to do it? Come on....i know you want it, that crispy layer coated with caramel, covered in sweet milk chocolate.....mmmm. How can you resist those creamy layers of chocolate and vanilla between fluffy white pieces pure "angel" fluff.....yuuummmm. Throw away those Atkins recipes, those one centimetre thick and wide chocolate bars that you are "allowed" to eat. INDULGE!

As a squirrel (in an e-mail) once told me....if you're a fat ass....be a fat ass!! No more counting calories (what's a calorie...it's a NUMBER. And if people stop counting birthdays after 29 why count the calories after, well, ...9 ???). No more stepping on the scale everyday you paranoid freak....who cares if that little pointer thingy moves up one number....it'll go down 2 if you stop looking at it! STOP hiding and depriving yourself of all of your carbohydrates.....you need them!!

My new life motto (actually it's probably always been my life motto and i've just denied or didn't realize it)....you can have your cake, and twinkie too...............fat ass! = )