More than just a touch of her hand...

The lights go off, a piercing scream from your left, your eardrum throbs. A rhyme comes from the lips of a...Batman figurine? With a Penguin-like body and Joker-like dress, the Barney coloured character introduces the scene....a hotel in which the onyx is queen.

Coming out onto the stage on top of a cart, dressed (of course) in a black rubber catsuit, a toxic song filling the arena; it was the beginning of a night that the "youngins" will never forget. Oops...not only did she do it again.....she did more!

Britney, Britney, Britney....welcome to adulthood....or maybe I should be congratulating you on your ability to imitate? Who else could make out with one of her dancers on stage, signify the "orality of sex", and show a sense of homosexuality (with a female couple and a male couple "dancing"...or more like touching....each other)? OH WAIT.....cone bra.....pretending to masterbate on a bed in the middle of the stage......constantly kissing/touching her gay male dancers.......it's coming to me hold on......(lightbulb) MADONNA!!!

Yes the "material girl" already did it all....now the "lucky" girl thinks she can reinvent the raunchiness of pop...but little does she know that the "dirty" girl beat her to it. Christina is the new skank queen in the world of this thing we call "pop", she beat Britney to it. But Britney's slow and steady rise to this nasty game of show and tell, has given her one advantage.....we compare her new little round tummy and protruding behind, to the jiggle of "miss thang" who has apparently been leaving her weight training genie in its bottle....."She's a slave", for sweets apparently...